{"product_id":"bullshit-crystal-dome-paperweight","title":"Bullshit Crystal Dome Paperweight","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome sentiments are best delivered straight, no varnish on the message. This paperweight says the quiet part out loud — vintage typeset spelling BULLSHIT across a calm cream ground, the joke landing all the sweeter for how brilliantly it sparkles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrench crystal produces that brilliant, sparkling effect and is dramatically heavier than traditional glass, so the whole thing sits with real authority on a desk. Each is individually handcrafted in our New York studio, the back finished in felt, measuring a substantial 3.5\" × 3.5\" × .675\". A folded card explaining the découpage process accompanies each piece, and it arrives in a minimum case of two.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep one where the meetings run long, or give it to the straight-talker, the eye-roller, or the colleague who has heard it all. A little crystal-clear honesty, weighty enough to hold down the paperwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStyle No. DPWI-4580\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ben's Garden","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50807790305505,"sku":"sgj1791406216472","price":37.92,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/3219\/9905\/files\/bullshit-crystal-dome-paperweight_1.png?v=1791406221","url":"https:\/\/trycladboutique.shop\/products\/bullshit-crystal-dome-paperweight","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}