Bullshit Crystal Dome Paperweight

Some sentiments are best delivered straight, no varnish on the message. This paperweight says the quiet part out loud — vintage typeset spelling BULLSHIT across a calm cream ground, the joke landing all the sweeter for how brilliantly it sparkles.

French crystal produces that brilliant, sparkling effect and is dramatically heavier than traditional glass, so the whole thing sits with real authority on a desk. Each is individually handcrafted in our New York studio, the back finished in felt, measuring a substantial 3.5" × 3.5" × .675". A folded card explaining the découpage process accompanies each piece, and it arrives in a minimum case of two.

Keep one where the meetings run long, or give it to the straight-talker, the eye-roller, or the colleague who has heard it all. A little crystal-clear honesty, weighty enough to hold down the paperwork.

Style No. DPWI-4580